Most people will say that they laugh because it’s funny. Then what is funny? Babies don’t know what’s funny. Yet we see babies laugh. All babies cry and all babies laugh. Youtube So laughter is something that we are born with. Why? And why does laughter and sadness become more complex as we get older?
There is intelligent concept when it comes to making people laugh. Not so much to induce laughter, but to communicate a point of view that is funny to some and real to others.
It's important to know why a person gets a joke or why a person laughs at a particular thing. But it's also very important to know why a person did not get the joke or laugh at the same thing as you. Does perception have a conscience? Interpersonal intelligence
My first favorite comedian was Richard Pryor. I saw his movie at the Palace Theater in Danbury in the 70’s. The movie was Richard Pryor performing live on stage. I never laughed so hard in my life. Then there were the comedians from Saturday Night Live. This one show has produced some of the world’s greatest comedians. I couldn’t even imagine what the world would have been like without Saturday Night Live and the comedians they gave birth to.
When you spend as much time on the internet as I do you are bound to come across some really funny stuff. So since I'm organizing the internet in other categories I figured this category has been long overdue. We all need laughter in our lives and we also need to laugh at ourselves once in a while. I have always enjoyed comedy and humor. Joking around is pretty much part of who I am. Though humor and laughter is incredibly therapeutic, humor can also be insensitive and make light of our greatest flaws and problems. That was the one thing that kept me from pursuing a career in comedy. FacetiousSarcasmAmbivalenceWitticism I want to make people laugh but I also want to educate people. And being a comedian is a contradiction to being an effective educator. And once you become a comedian you will have a hard time getting people to take you serious. So I choose education instead of a career in comedy. This is not to say that I don't respect or appreciate comedy, comedians or entertainers. I have always admired their talents and their commitment to their craft. Besides laughter is incredibly important part of being human and should always be an important part of being human. Besides that, maybe I can become a comedian near the end of my life? Because being taken seriously is always a struggle when you are a senior citizen, so why not have some fun.
So this category is where I will collect all the really funny stuff that I can find, or more accurately, what I think is funny. Because funny is hardly universal. That is one of the flaws of comedy because comedy is mostly dependent on comprehension and mood, which we know is sometimes different from person to person.
Some of my favorites I had taped to my refrigerator for over 15 years..
Warning some content is rated "R" — Restricted. Children Under 17 Require Accompanying Parent or Adult Guardian who has a really good sense of humor.
100 of the Greatest Movie Insults of all time
I never realized just how much this phrase has been Uttered in movies.. "You Look Like Sh*t."
Perverted Humor
How can perverted humor, profanity and dirty jokes be so insulting and funny at the same time? This goes way beyond comprehension and mood. It’s more about personal beliefs and personal experience. There are just some things that you shouldn’t make fun of. Is that why comedians are so attracted to this type of taboo? Is there humor in shocking people? Why do I seem to remember more dirty jokes then the non-dirty jokes? Is being able to laugh at a dirty joke a sign of intelligence or a sign of ignorance? Both. Profanity A woman once told me that there is always a little truth in humor. Yes there is, but truth is not the always the intention of the joke for if it were a lot of jokes wouldn’t be funny. Though a joke may be used to expose the truth we should never judge the method of delivery, especially when other methods have failed. But there is definitely danger in joking about serious subjects. Dirty jokes have always got people in trouble because they choose the wrong time and the wrong place for their joke. But at the same time people like Howard Stern have made a living using perverted humor and dirty jokes. It seems that we don’t want perverted humor and dirty jokes to go away. We just want more responsibility and compassion without infringing on free speech. So can this type of humor be responsible and compassionate and still be funny? That has always been a challenge for comedians and writers. They have always found the right way and they have always the wrong way. Both ways are funny, but are both ways necessary? Another thing I noticed is that perverted humor is more funny to males that it is to females. I will watch something and laugh my ass off but when I watch that same funny clip with a girl friend, for some reason, that same humorous clip is not funny anymore. Why? Is it that I'm more aware of how funny it really is or is it just more funny to guys. Is certain humor gender-based? Maybe it's a good thing that women don't laugh at all our stupid humor.
This is so gross and wrong on so many levels, but what makes it funny is that Jon Lajoie made a song from it. These 2 girls would win any gross out contest, which is pretty tame compared to Fear Factor, Jackass or YouTube. I really enjoy other song parodies too like from Weird Al Yankovic and others on YouTube
Can making fun of our reactions to our own ignorance make our ignorance easier to understand? Can making fun of our beliefs make them easier to understand? Can there be truth in humor? Though I admire South Park for using Freedom of Speech, I'm still sometimes disturbed by seeing humor as a way to bring light to our social problems. It's sick humor but some how it's kind of funny. Can humor be a teaching method? Yes I believe that humor can be a teaching method, and a very funny method as well...well of course not always...nothing is forever, not even a Good Joke.
I sometimes have this feeling that there are some people out there who are having a good laugh at my expense, well let me tell you something, if I were there I would be laughing right along side of you, cause there's no doubt that I'm one really funny character, where does it come from? A good Sense of Humor is truly a beautiful gift. Not to say that everything is funny of course, after all I'm not that crazy?
Dirty Jokes
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
A guy is driving down the street. A cop pulls him over and says, "Sir, were you aware that your wife fell out of the car about a mile back?" The guy says, "Oh, thank God! I thought I went deaf."
What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!
Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses? Italians hate ALL witnesses.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a Golf ball? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a Golf ball.
A blonde and a brunette were walking past a flower shop when the brunette happened to notice her boyfriend buying flowers. "Oh no, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again for no particular reason," sighed the brunette. The blonde looked at her friend oddly and said, "What's the big deal? Don't you like getting flowers?" "Oh, sure I do, but I really don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde thought for a moment and then asked, "Don't you have a vase?"
Zen Thoughts (for those who take life too seriously)
a.. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. b.. A day without sunshine is like, night. c.. On the other hand, you have different fingers. d.. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. e.. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. f.. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name. g.. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. h.. Honk if you love peace and quiet. i.. Remember, half the people you know are below average. j.. He who laughs last thinks slowest. k.. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. l.. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. m.. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. n.. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. o.. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life. p.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. q.. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. r.. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. s.. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! t.. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. u.. OK, so what's the speed of dark? v.. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? w.. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. x.. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. y.. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. z.. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. aa.. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ab.. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ac.. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ad.. And your final Zen thought for the day..... Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Lessons learned
I've learned-that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned-that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned-that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned-that it's not what you have in your life but how much you have in your bank accounts.
I've learned-that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned-that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think.
I've learned-you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.
I've learned-that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
I've learned-that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned-that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.
I've learned-that money is a great substitute for character.
I've learned-that no matter how badly your heart is broken therapy is still expensive.
I've learned-that overzealous customs agents can change your life in a matter of hours.
I've learned-that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned-To say "Fuck them if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
There’s nothing more liberating then saying those three words to someone who deserves it…Go Fuck Yourself !!
